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		<title>Windows: Family Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 17:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the cloud]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjtqoQE_ezA &#8220;The cloud&#8221; is a place where you can use software that is widely available elsewhere to cover up all of your family&#8217;s problems instead of actually dealing with them.]]></description>
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		<title>Sprint: Injury</title>
		<link>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/53/sprint-injury/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jerks]]></category>
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		<title>Denny&#8217;s: Math</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDrtEu3Jf3o The United States education system has failed.]]></description>
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		<title>Apple iPhone: Waltz</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 04:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Two is better than one]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq2HalPB28s The number two, according to Apple, is better than the number one.]]></description>
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		<title>Volkswagen Jetta: Backseat Dancer</title>
		<link>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/49/volkswagen-jetta-backseat-dancer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Explanations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donald O'Connor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gene Kelly]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Volkswagen Jetta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXksZAKzJpc The ghost of Gene Kelly still likes VWs. (At lease he&#8217;s not dancing with a vacuum cleaner.)]]></description>
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		<title>Burger King: Free Seattle&#8217;s Best Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 03:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Explanations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burger King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seattle's Best Coffee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ebny9LkXfA Baristas are creepy and mistake your repeat business for friendship.]]></description>
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		<title>IBM Watson: Computer Competes on Jeopardy!</title>
		<link>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/60/ibm-watson-computer-competes-on-jeopardy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 03:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[IBM]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jeopardy!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robot apocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m9RzsBiobA When the machines take over, IBMers will be the first with their backs against the wall.]]></description>
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		<title>DiGiorno: Carpet</title>
		<link>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/46/digiorno-carpet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/46/digiorno-carpet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Explanations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DiGiornno]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oULN5a_quGQ DiGiorno customers are pathological liars. (And men are pigs.)]]></description>
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		<title>Jose Cuervo: Cue the Cuervo</title>
		<link>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/32/jose-cuervo-cue-the-cuervo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/32/jose-cuervo-cue-the-cuervo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 03:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Explanations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jose Cuervo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tequila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbdYGn5Yc If someone had ordered four shots of another tequila, the clumsy waitress wouldn&#8217;t have fallen on the attractive young woman at precisely the right time. Chaos theory: study it.]]></description>
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		<title>Zoosk: Allergy!</title>
		<link>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/16/zoosk-allergy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thisadtoldme.com/16/zoosk-allergy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Explanations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[online dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zoosk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zuawofo3d4 Unlike your mom, Zoosk filters out people with allergies. Because they&#8217;re undateable.]]></description>
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